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[main theme playing]

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[whistling noise]

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[barking]

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[all chattering]

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[Reverend Mother] Quiet, Sisters, please.

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Now, the reason that I have
called you all together is...

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Where is
Sister Bertrille?

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I believe she was out
on the playground.

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She's making a trampoline
out of an old mattress.

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[kids cheering outside]

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There she is.

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Oh, I'll call her for you.
Sister Bertrille!

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Sister Bert...Oh!

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[grunting]

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I'm sorry I'm late,
Reverend Mother.

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I was trying out
my new trampoline.

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You know,
trampoline?

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Doin, doin, doin...

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And then I got caught
in an updraft.

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Well, a-as I was saying,

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the reason that I called you
all together is this.

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A most unusual letter
I've received from a lawyer.

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Oh, don't tell me.

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Someone died and
left us a great fortune.

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How did you know?

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You're kidding.
It's true?

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There's our
playground equipment.

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We can even get
a Jungle John.

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No, it's a jungle gym.

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Who died,
Reverend Mother?

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Se�orClotario Diaz.

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Um, would it be
out of line to ask

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how much Se�orDiaz
left the convent?

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It says, "You therefore
inherit his entire estate

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"which consists
of his place of business,

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"with the inventory
of merchandise

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"free and clear of debt."

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Oh, wow! Someone
gave us the business.

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Sorry.

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Like I said, someone
gave us the business.

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The Lord giveth
and the Lord taketh away.

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[Reverend Mother] Well, it's not Macy's, Sisters,

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but it's ours.

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Oh, my. Oh, dear.
Goodness.

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[exclaiming]

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[Reverend Mother] There must be buckets
and mops about, Sisters,

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and I'm going to look for some.
Hmm.

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A customer. A
customer.

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Hello. May I help you?

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What has happened
to Se�orDiaz?

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Every time I've been here
the store is closed.

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Oh, well, he
passed on.

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Oh, that's a shame.

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I want to return
this nightgown.

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My husband
doesn't like it.

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Oh well, perhaps
your husband

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would like to see you
in some pajamas.

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I wear pajamas.
The nightgown was for him.

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Could I have
my refund, please?

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Refund?

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How-- How much
of a refund?

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What I paid, naturally.
$3,98.

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$3,98.

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$3,98.

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$1,50.
0,75, 2,75...

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Three and 91, eight...

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Thank you. Ahem.

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Here you are.
$3,98.

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There you are.
Thank you.

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Come again.

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[Reverend Mother] Here we are, Sisters.

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Who was that?

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Our first customer.

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Se�or, you know that
I don't like to complain

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but your cousin Luis
is driving me crazy.

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Isn't he working out
in the kitchen either?

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I had to yank him
yesterday.

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He told Fernando,
our pastry chef,

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that he should be working
in a doughnut stand.

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He almost lost his head.
Fernando?

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Luis.

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Fernando came at him
with a meat cleaver.

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So now I put him
behind the bar,

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and right away
he decides

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that peanuts and popcorn
aren't good enough.

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He is giving them
hors d'oeuvres.

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Well, that's not
such a bad idea.

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How much can those little
meatballs and hot dogs cost?

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He is serving them
imported Russian caviar.

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Luis?
LUIS [on phone] Yes, Carlos?

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I want to see you
in my office right away.

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Russian caviar. Does he want
to put me out of business?

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Next he'll want to serve,
probably, pate de foie gras.

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How did you guess?

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Luis, would you get here!

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[Luis] I am right here, Carlos.

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Ready to serve you.

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Thank you, Ramon.

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Nice guy.

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Luis, would you mind
telling me

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what's wrong with serving
peanuts and popcorn?

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For peasants, nothing.

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But we are
of the Ramirez family.

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We have a tradition
for elegant dining

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that dates back
to Felipe II.

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Yeah, that's fine
for private entertaining

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but I'm running
a business.

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Then allow me to help you
run it with style.

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Caviar puts you
in a class by yourself.

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Oh, yeah.
The bankrupt class.

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Oh, I have disappointed you.

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Luis, please don't be hurt.

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It's just that
I haven't found

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the right place
for your talents.

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Well, I was happy
in the dining room.

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Yeah, but the maitre d'
was not.

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He said you argued
with the customers.

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I didn't argue.

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I was just explaining
to that tourist

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how to pronounce
"bouillabaisse."

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What for? He wanted
Yankee bean soup.

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He didn't even mention
bouillabaisse.

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That's because he didn't know
how to pronounce it.

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Luis, I know I promised
your mother

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I would give you
a chance here,

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but I was thinking maybe
this is not the right place

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for a man
with your imagination.

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Now, Uncle Ignazio has a big
furniture store in San Juan.

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So maybe if you
went to work...

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You don't know.

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That is where I was
before I came here.

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Oh, besides, I was told that,
with my talent,

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this is where I belong.

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Who told you that?

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Uncle Ignazio.

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I should've guessed it.

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[knocking on door]

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Come in.

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Am I interrupting
something?

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Sister Bertrille,
your delightful presence

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always illuminates
the Casino Carlos.

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He certainly knows how
to make a girl feel wanted.

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[Carlos] Oh, yes. Luis, you'd better
get back to the bar.

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And remember, no more free
caviar with the drinks, huh?

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No wonder the bar looked
so crowded today.

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How are things going,
Sister?

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Guess what? The convent
owns a dry goods store

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and the Reverend Mother thought
perhaps you could help us.

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Okay. Send me a dozen shirts,
fifteen and a half.

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French cuffs,
a tab collar.

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Well, that's not exactly
what I had in mind,

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but I'll take the order.

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What did you have in mind?

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We're not allowed
to operate a business.

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And so we have to find
someone to run it for us.

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I thought perhaps                        \
you'd help me write an ad.

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Well, of course.

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Let's see.

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"Wanted: Man with
dry goods experience,

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"available for
full time employment.

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"Intelligent, efficient
and with imagination."

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Wait a minute.

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What is it?

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You don't have
to advertise.

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I think I have just
the right man for you.

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Efficient, intelligent,
with imagination

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and completely available.

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[Luis] Patience, lovely ladies,
patience.

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Here. Here you are.

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Your free shopping bag
and your sewing kit.

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Sewing kit
and a free shopping bag.

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This is for you.
There you are.

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Your sewing kit
and your shopping bag.

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Come back.

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Did you see the way
business is booming?

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What business? It looks like
you're giving stuff away.

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Oh, you don't understand
the psychology of merchandising.

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I give them the tools

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and they have to come back here
to buy the raw materials.

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Hello there.

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Hey, I hear
you're giving away

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free shopping bags
and sewing kits.

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Yes, that's it. Here you are.
Oh.

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And this is
the shopping bag.

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Oh, thank you.
Oh, they're very nice.

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Hey, no green thread.

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Oh, there you are.
12 cents.

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[woman] You're selling it?

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That's why
we're in business.

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Huh, if I wanted to buy it
I could get it wholesale.

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[woman] Good-bye.

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So much for the psychology
of merchandising.

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[Jacqueline] We managed to survive
the grand opening

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and it was decided
to assign Sister Bertrille

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as liaison with the store
for any unusual emergencies.

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Okay,
okay, okay.

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Okay, kids, everyone
back to class. Come on.

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Recess is over.
Come on.

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[Jacqueline] As it turned out,
we didn't have to wait long.

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Sister Bertrille,
Luis just called.

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He needs you at the store.
It's an emergency.

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Oh, not again.

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Okay, kids, everyone back
to recess! Come on.

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Where are the keys
to the station wagon?

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In the station wagon.

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The Reverend Mother's using it.
You're gonna have to...

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Hmm.

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Luis, what's the emergency?

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Oh, I'm so glad you came.

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Hold it here. Good.

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Do you know SeñoraVallejo?Yeah.

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Who lives at the beach?Yeah.

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She phoned in an order
for a bath mat.

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That's an emergency?

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No, but she needs it today.
So?

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Well, I advertised
free delivery.

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Luis, you don't have
a delivery man.

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I do now.

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[Oriental music playing]

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[telephone ringing]

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Sister Sixto, would you please
answer the telephone?

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Certainly,
Reverend Mother.

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Oh, sausage and eggs,
my favorite breakfast.

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[Sixto] Convent San Tanco.

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Oh, hello, Luis.

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Yes, I'll tell her.

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Well, hearty appetites,
everyone.

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Luis?

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[Luis] Uh, Sister Bertrille,
o-over here.

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I'm sorry I had to
bother you at breakfast.

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What are you doing?

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Well, the whole thing
got jammed.

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Uh, I cannot get out.
Here are the scissors.

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Why didn't you just
cut yourself free?

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Oh, no, I couldn't
do that to Carlos.

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This is his favorite tie.

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Well, sausage and eggs

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just happens to be
my favorite breakfast.

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Good evening,
Reverend Mother, Sister.

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Here is the account
for the week.

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I invented a new
bookkeeping system

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that makes it easier to see
everything at a glance.

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Uh, what are all
these colors?

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That's my new system.

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You see, instead of
the same old

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black for profit
and red for loss,

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I thought I should be
more creative.

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So for profit
I selected a happy color.

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Emerald green.

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And for loss something
more unpleasant.

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Brown.

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Uh, and what is this?

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Unusual expenses.

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00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,821
I might've known.
Shocking pink.

255
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,123
Well, now,
how do we stand?

256
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,908
It's all right there.

257
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,563
You see, the brown color shows
the expenses for the week

258
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,257
and on this column
is our income.

259
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,786
To find our profits
we simply subtract

260
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,180
the expenses
from the income.

261
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,834
Oh, I see.

262
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,618
But since that is impossible,

263
00:13:56,792 --> 00:14:00,102
we just subtract
the income from the expenses.

264
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:04,584
Well, it looks like
we're $78 and 43 cents

265
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:05,756
in the brown.

266
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,722
Yes.

267
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,681
How many people
do you think I should get?

268
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,722
As many as you need
to spend the money.

269
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,727
Figure $20
to a customer.

270
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,599
Anything special
you want them to buy?

271
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,210
No, anything
he has to sell.

272
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,731
This week Luis is going
to show a profit,

273
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,855
even if I have
to show a loss.

274
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,865
This is a lot of money.

275
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,691
If the sisters fire Luis

276
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,609
he has to come back here
to work for me.

277
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,354
Do you think
this is enough?

278
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,052
Considering what
we've been through with Luis,

279
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:41,005
I don't know how you could've
let Carlos talk you out of it.

280
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,794
Well, Luis
is his cousin

281
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,749
and blood
is thicker than water.

282
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,487
But it's our blood.

283
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,187
[door bell ringing]

284
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,627
Look.

285
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,503
Thank you very much.

286
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,415
Well, I believe
you are next.

287
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,720
Oh, no, he must be
giving things away again.

288
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,547
Uh, I would like
some handkerchiefs.

289
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:05,166
Handkerchiefs. We have some
very nice plain white ones.

290
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,379
40 cents each.

291
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,337
Good.
I'll have $20 worth.

292
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,387
$20 worth.

293
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,702
$20?
That's 50 handkerchiefs.

294
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,699
I go to a lot of funerals.

295
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,530
Here you are.
$20 even.

296
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,266
Thank you. Call again.

297
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,706
Señora?
Well now, let me see.

298
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:33,235
Well, sheets, pillow cases,

299
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,020
kitchen towels.
Okay.

300
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,365
Okay what?

301
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,814
What you said. I'll take
a dozen of each.

302
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,155
A dozen of each.

303
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,379
Can you believe it?

304
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,082
No.

305
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,559
But I'll enjoy the hallucination
as long as I can.

306
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,730
This is also yours.

307
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,776
Thank you very much.
Call again.

308
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,824
[cash register ringing]

309
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,964
Now, what do you think?

310
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,574
Well, Luis, you've turned out
to be quite a salesman.

311
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,745
Oh, thank you,
but it's a God-given talent.

312
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:08,181
You're so good, I bet
you could sell buttonhooks.

313
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,708
MAN [in Spanish]
Good morning.

314
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,271
[Jacqueline] Hello.

315
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,928
Uh...
[Luis] Yes?

316
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,582
I'll have six yards
of white linen for shirts

317
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,717
and six large spools
of white thread.

318
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,020
How about a buttonhook?

319
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,367
Okay, I'll take
six of those, too.

320
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,822
Well, this is a decided
improvement.

321
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,691
Yeah, look at all
that emerald green.

322
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,912
The Bank of Ireland
couldn't do any better.

323
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:39,482
Perhaps now we can forget
about the dry goods business

324
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,910
and get back
to convent business.

325
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,568
[Pedroza] If you don't mind

326
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,571
I'd rather speak to the Reverend
Mother about it myself!

327
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,488
[exclaiming]

328
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,231
Excuse me, Sister.

329
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,622
I was only going
to knock on the door.

330
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,372
Ah, Reverend Mother.

331
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:02,799
Oh, Reverend Mother,
I am Flavio Pedroza.

332
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,758
And I'm here
on business.

333
00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:06,365
What kind
of business, senor?

334
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,677
Uh, your kind of business.

335
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,993
We are competitors.

336
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,640
In God's work,
there are no competitors.

337
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:18,165
Uh, I am talking about
the dry good business.

338
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,650
I have a store
on the Calle Pereira.

339
00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:23,871
Oh, that's a coincidence. We
have one on the Calle Escobar.

340
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,962
You're telling me.

341
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,922
What seems to be
the problem, senor?

342
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,219
The problem is this,
Reverend Mother.

343
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,087
With all due respect,

344
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,618
is it fair to use
unfair business practices

345
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,143
under the cloak
of the church?

346
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,877
[Reverend Mother] I beg your pardon?

347
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,758
I must warn you,
Reverend Mother,

348
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,709
if you do not
cease and desist,

349
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:47,847
I, I will have to take
the matter up with the Bishop.

350
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,503
And if that doesn't work,

351
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,767
I will go straight
to the top.

352
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:52,940
The top?

353
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,643
The Better Business Bureau.

354
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,124
I am afraid I do not know

355
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,734
what you are
talking about, senor.

356
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,264
The sign. The sign!

357
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,910
You've seen a sign?
That's right.

358
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,255
And I don't mean
a sign from heaven.

359
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,741
Oh, dear!

360
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,267
[Reverend Mother] I see what senorPedroza means.

361
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:18,102
Yes, that is kind of
hitting below the belt.

362
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,401
[sighing]

363
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,800
Good morning,
Reverend Mother, Sisters.

364
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,452
Well, what do you think?

365
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:30,068
I think you had
better take it down, Luis.

366
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,459
Why?

367
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,632
Because it is
unfair competition.

368
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,678
[Luis] W-W-What's
so unfair about it?

369
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,863
Every word
in that sign is true.

370
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,549
Yes, but Se�orPedroza,

371
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,118
who owns the dry goods store
on the Calle Pereira,

372
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,946
says that you are taking
all of his customers away.

373
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,995
That's the whole idea.

374
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,610
But you don't understand.

375
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,740
We can't use the influence
of the convent

376
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,653
to undermine
a business enterprise.

377
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,438
But if you make me
take that sign down,

378
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,013
you will be undermining
this business enterprise.

379
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,621
I am afraid there is
no alternative, Luis.

380
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:06,153
Okay, okay,
I'll take it down.

381
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,374
But don't blame me
if we end up

382
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,889
in the unpleasant
brown again.

383
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,732
I have been a friend
of the convent for years.

384
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,899
I have a whole drawer full
of raffle tickets to prove it.

385
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,986
Why? ¿Por qué?

386
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,556
Why am I being
punished like this?

387
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,650
Se�orPedroza,
we took down the sign.

388
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,834
Too late.

389
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,609
Too late,
Reverend Mother.

390
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,574
Everybody in town knows
the convent owns the store.

391
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:43,703
It's been spread around
by word of mouth.

392
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,878
And we have some pretty
big mouths in this town.

393
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,185
Like your manager.

394
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,972
Do you mean that Luis
is still telling people

395
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,017
about our connection
with the store?

396
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,633
Hmm. You be the judge.
Every time he makes a sale

397
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:01,105
he says, "May the Sisters
of San Tanco bless you."

398
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,857
Well, I will certainly
put a stop to,

399
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,899
to that practice.

400
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,765
But I do not know
what else we can do.

401
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,206
You can put up,

402
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,263
you can put up a sign,
Reverend Mother,

403
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,299
saying that the convent has
nothing to do with the store.

404
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,256
Se�orPedroza,
how can we do that?

405
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,224
I will pay for the sign.

406
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,880
Uh, this is a dilemma.
Mmm-hmm.

407
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,489
And I,

408
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,932
I know of only one way
to solve it.

409
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,226
Sell the store?

410
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,063
Why?

411
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,237
Well, it was
the Reverend Mother's idea.

412
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,113
Really, we all feel terrible
about it

413
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,724
because you really
got it rolling along.

414
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,325
Who are you selling it to?

415
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,026
I don't know.
I thought we'd advertise.

416
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,858
Hey, save your money.

417
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,037
I have the buyer.

418
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,082
You do? Who?
Me.

419
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,868
You?

420
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,572
Luis, do you have
the money to buy this store?

421
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,960
No, but with a cousin like
Carlos, who needs the money?

422
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,355
He has enough
to buy 50 of these stores.

423
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:10,699
I'm not interested.

424
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,788
But, but it's a good
proposition, Carlos.

425
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,797
You don't have to
take my word for it.

426
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,449
Ask the Sister.

427
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,323
Well, it's all there
in--in black and white.

428
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,055
I mean,
brown and green.

429
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,070
What is this,
a coloring book?

430
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,371
It's my new
bookkeeping system.

431
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,640
Forget it.

432
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,082
Luis, do you mind stepping
outside for a moment?

433
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:35,859
No, no, no,
I don't mind at all.

434
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,909
Carlos, I'm really
surprised at you.

435
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,300
Aren't you
the one that said

436
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,823
Luis was so imaginative
and efficient

437
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,477
and competent
and dynamic?

438
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,701
So I exaggerated
a little.

439
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,570
[Bertrille] But you didn't exaggerate.

440
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,872
You have no idea
how much merchandise

441
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:52,748
Luis sold this week
at the store.

442
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,790
I have a much better idea
than you think.

443
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,575
Draperies,
handkerchiefs, shirts,

444
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:07,197
pillowcases, towels,
six buttonhooks.

445
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,809
Oh, Carlos,
you didn't.

446
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:11,769
Well, I'm sorry. I wanted
Luis to look good.

447
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,069
I didn't want the Reverend
Mother to fire him.

448
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,765
Oh, Carlos,
that's terrible.

449
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,214
Well, I didn't mind
spending a few dollars.

450
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,991
No, that's not
what's terrible.

451
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,515
It's what you did
to Luis.

452
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,689
What did I do?
I tried to get him a job.

453
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,165
But I have to be
out of my mind

454
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,955
to buy the store for him.

455
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:29,649
I'll just
have to tell him.

456
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:32,126
Oh, sure. And tell him that
he's a complete failure

457
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,917
and what a clever trick
his cousin Carlos pulled on him.

458
00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,622
Then you all can have
a good laugh.

459
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,270
But I don't need
to tell him that.

460
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,844
No, I'm sorry, Carlos.

461
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,970
I'm sure you know what
to tell him without me.

462
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,013
Uh, Sister.

463
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,018
Luis, Carlos has
something to tell you.

464
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,980
Yes, cousin Carlos?

465
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:50,719
Luis, it's not easy
for me to say this.

466
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,331
I understand.

467
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:55,241
When one's heart is full,
one's tongue is thick.

468
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,027
Luis, would you please listen
what I have to say to you?

469
00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:02,082
When two hearts beat as one,
are words necessary, Cousin?

470
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,770
When we were children

471
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:05,947
we used to play
in the country.

472
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:10,353
I remember one day I caught
a frog that I cherished.

473
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:13,779
I even called it Carlos,
after you.

474
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:16,307
He wanted that frog
very badly.

475
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,012
Did I hesitate
in giving it to him?

476
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,920
Not for a moment.

477
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:22,395
You never knew this,

478
00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:25,315
but that night
I cried myself to sleep.

479
00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:27,413
I loved that frog.

480
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,062
What am I going on and on?

481
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:33,275
What did you want
to say to me?

482
00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:38,366
I hope you'll be very happy
in the dry goods business.

483
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,638
I knew it.

484
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,030
I never doubted you
for a minute.

485
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,642
Some cousin, huh?

486
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:58,698
Up!

487
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,830
Down!

488
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,663
Across!

489
00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,494
Beautiful!

490
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,097
Ridiculous.

491
00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:15,237
The Reverend Mother
will have a fit.

492
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,850
Sisters.

493
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,810
Have any of you
seen Sister Bertrille?

494
00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,889
I missed her
at mass this morning.

495
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:23,508
Well, she's doing
a little advertising for Luis.

496
00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,289
Advertising?

497
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,084
I thought that was in
your line, Sister Jacqueline.

498
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,469
Not that kind
of advertising.

499
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,950
Oh, dear.

500
00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,484
What are we going
to do with Luis?

501
00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:39,089
Well, like they say,
let the seller beware.

502
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,960
The expression is
"Let the buyer beware,"

503
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,182
but in this case
you may be right.

504
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,500
Well, I'm sorry I--I missed
mass, Reverend Mother,

505
00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:58,669
but I did a little
in-flight praying.

506
00:24:58,845 --> 00:24:59,665
I see.

507
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:02,366
Well, how do you
like it?

508
00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:08,459
[Jacqueline] "Dry goo?"

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I ran out of smoke.

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